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Initiation of Project SpawnFeed

03-07-2014 // waffleston
alternate text Excerpts from Dr. Brendyn Waffleston’s “Legalese trolling for the modern ages” - For the best possible outcome when utilizing this device, it is suggested that you activate the “turbo” function, which can be activated by applying a forceful 100 grams of force to the front of the unit. The process of affixing a computational directive to the dorsal side of the unit is essential to further researching the bilinear computational abilities of the device. Please feel free to obfuscate your contact information in order to achieve a recursive loop in our mailing system. Should you happen to have any problems with the unit, please be sure to execute the central directive detection service, which will help you activate the observatory cleaning and ventilating system cleaner. Please hand over any and all concerns for your well being at the start of device usage, and we will keep it safe while you participate in this grand experiment. Be aware that your involvement in this project reserves the right to remove yourself from our program to us specifically, where us refers to the Chief Executive officer, and any others he deems appropriate. If you would like to submit a request to be disengaged from being involved, please direct that very specific request and any details pertaining to it to Dr. Scott Waffleston, who does not have a mailing address, but instead must be contacted in person. The schedule of Dr. Waffleston is extremely in violation of the space directive #395830, so any and all future meetings that are scheduled to take place after yesterday are to be directed to his personale. Dr. Scott Waffleston’s personale has not been chosen at this time, so the requests to see his personale will not be fulfilled. Thank you for reading the entire terms and services agreement, and have a nice day. If you disagree with any statement in this terms and services, please direct your inquiries to Dr. Benjamin Adams. Unfortunately, Dr. Adams does not know how to communicate in the real world, so you must contact that most noble man via twitter. Should the domain name be down, it would be suggested that you please excuse my dear aunt sally, and calculate 5+7/5*3-6*(6+8)+8/5. Thank you for taking the time to read this entirely important legalese print, and have a most wonderful and fantastic day.

Initiation of Project SpawnFeed

03-07-2014 // waffleston
alternate text Excerpts from Dr. Brendyn Waffleston’s “Legalese trolling for the modern ages” - For the best possible outcome when utilizing this device, it is suggested that you activate the “turbo” function, which can be activated by applying a forceful 100 grams of force to the front of the unit. The process of affixing a computational directive to the dorsal side of the unit is essential to further researching the bilinear computational abilities of the device. Please feel free to obfuscate your contact information in order to achieve a recursive loop in our mailing system. Should you happen to have any problems with the unit, please be sure to execute the central directive detection service, which will help you activate the observatory cleaning and ventilating system cleaner. Please hand over any and all concerns for your well being at the start of device usage, and we will keep it safe while you participate in this grand experiment. Be aware that your involvement in this project reserves the right to remove yourself from our program to us specifically, where us refers to the Chief Executive officer, and any others he deems appropriate. If you would like to submit a request to be disengaged from being involved, please direct that very specific request and any details pertaining to it to Dr. Scott Waffleston, who does not have a mailing address, but instead must be contacted in person. The schedule of Dr. Waffleston is extremely in violation of the space directive #395830, so any and all future meetings that are scheduled to take place after yesterday are to be directed to his personale. Dr. Scott Waffleston’s personale has not been chosen at this time, so the requests to see his personale will not be fulfilled. Thank you for reading the entire terms and services agreement, and have a nice day. If you disagree with any statement in this terms and services, please direct your inquiries to Dr. Benjamin Adams. Unfortunately, Dr. Adams does not know how to communicate in the real world, so you must contact that most noble man via twitter. Should the domain name be down, it would be suggested that you please excuse my dear aunt sally, and calculate 5+7/5*3-6*(6+8)+8/5. Thank you for taking the time to read this entirely important legalese print, and have a most wonderful and fantastic day.